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Jesus mfckg Christ better than any joke ever.

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Motherfucking instant reblog.

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no comment. life made.

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ilovecharts:

via photomia

ahahahaha cute!

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1bigmc:

I didn’t know the answers so I tried to make something nice.

“Invalidated Test. This is not a space to make a happy birthday declaration”.

okay this is fucking gold :D:D:D you’re my hero man. if i was in high school i’d do it but alas i need to earn my ba in june.

(via feyminism)

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FUCKING CRYING

year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

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The pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.

AHAHHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAAA I got aroused.

The pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.

It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.

But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.

“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.

AHAHHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAAA I got aroused.

(Source: shubaka, via pyr-0h-deactivated20120723)

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CRYING

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Blogging from Middle-earth: Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:

So I just picked up the Fincher article in the New York Times from my grandma. She tells me, “I read it this morning. I skimmed it. There are lots of pictures of him.” She opens to where most of the pictures are and hands it to me. ”He really let himself go, though.”

So that confused me. ”What…

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*facepalm

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nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

I think I just died.

(Source: top-roman, via 50shadesoffeels)

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